Gay or just European?
I got an offer to be covered in grease today by one of the caterers at a company barbeque. He was in the midst of reloading a tray of hot food at the buffet.
Him: Can you move back a step please?In retrospect, I think the problem was the Capri pants that I wore today which I bought in Sicily when I ran out of clothes. In Orange County the semantics of such an action are obviously umm... different than intended.
Him: I just wanted you to take a step back because it’s greasy.
Me: Got it.
Him: Not that you would look bad covered in grease.
Me: Umm, can I get another one of those? (to someone else)
Him: Another helping of grease?